For Taking Off

"Yes, I think you should buy those dark blue ones."

"Really? You don't think they're a bit, well, suggestive?"

"They are perfect."

"Okay, then maybe I'll wear them when we go out tonight."

"Hell no, you aren't going anywhere in those pants."

"But, you just said that I should buy them."

"Yes, but they aren't for going out. These are for taking off. Slowly."