Hey, Honey, you're home late, was it a good day? I've had better. Creepy clients? No, I was stopped for speeding on the way home. .............long pause You're kidding. Nope. You would spank me if I got a speeding ticket. Yep. So, how'd it happen? I was going down the hill on Hamwell Street, seven miles per hour over the limit. That's not much...... still, I bet you would have spanked me. Yep. But, you don't get punished. Well, I have to pay $82 dollars. Yeah, but still that's not what I mean. Where's the justice? Plato thought that justice means treating someone according to what they need. And, a speeding ticket means I need a spanking. Yes. While a speeding ticket for you means you need....... .......Kisses, and cuddles, and a naked boy to have my way with. Oh, ............ well, I can live with that.